JPMorgan Chase Hires Teen Executive To Pitch Bitcoin Fund to Old Wealthy Investors

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JPMorgan Chase has made a major move in the crypto world, after creating a private Bitcoin fund for wealthy clients. This fund is geared towards older white men in their early 90s, so naturally JPMorgan had trouble pitching it to prospective clients. However, JPMorgan has found their solution, they have hired knowledgeable businessman and TikTok star Teen Executive to pitch the fund to their older investors. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. Teen Executive Pitches Bitcoin Fund“Teen Executive is a sweet kid, he really sold me on this Bitco…

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