Planet Crypto: Bankers praised for speedy processing… ‘Now we can go bust in half the time!’

By Darren Parkin The mischievous makers of mirth at Planet Crypto have been dipping their brushes in the paint pots again. And this week it’s the US banks providing the canvas. Remember, it’s just a bit of fun… Banking chiefs have congratulated themselves on the speedy collapse of four U.S. banks. Curran Taccount, of the American Banking Alliance, told Planet Crypto, “People tout crypto as superior to banking because of its speed and efficiency, but I think this demonstrates the great strides we’ve made in this area. I mean, bank runs used to take days or weeks, but we’ve just lost three in a …